Sploshing Phone Sex – Pie Throwing Contest

Summer has come to an end, but your food fetish can continue with sploshing phone sex. So how about a pie throwing contest to earn your stroking privileges. Why yes of course I want you to stroke for me, a nice, sloppy, slutty, food covered stroke session is best!

Sploshing Stroker Pie Throwing Contest

So how does this work exactly, you can’t throw pies at yourself… or CAN you? You would have to build yourself a catapult for one, which means you need to be competent in science and carpentry. Or… you can have another kinky adult throw the pies for you! If neither of those are options for you, and you still want to put on a pie in the face show for me, hop on skype – oh… if you can find a grabber arm on amazon that can hold a pie there’s an idea! But onto skype!!!!!

Sploshing Phone Sex And Why I Don’t Answer Skype

If you want a Domination phone sex skype session you will need to email me first as I do not monitor my skype and I’m not tethered to my computer. That means I could be anywhere in the house and even if I’m at my desk I mostly ignore skype unless I have a text session there. So instead of doing what many of you do and saying hi five thousand times in the hopes that I will respond – I will not – how bout you use your words, say more than hi, via email. Not too much though because if you send me a wall of text without paying for paid emails I will also ignore THAT.  Short email asking if I’m available for skype? Perfect. Now if you want to set up a shopping list for your session, there’s two ways to do that… too.

Sploshing Shopping Lists For Dummies

If you’re not sure what to bring to a sploshing phone sex session here are some guidelines: 1. Take the food out of the can first, if you bought canned food for sploshing. I’m not responsible if you give yourself a concussion, and some of you are very unsmart!  2. Something to contain your sploshing mess, portable mini pools, large sheets of plastic to protect your floors and furniture, or you could splosh in the tub, but put a drain protector in first! I am also not responsible if you clog your drains! 3. Rule of thumb: Anything that is a wet and messy, sticky, gooey, liquid based foods are great. For example: Syrups, tuna, cakes, pies, ice cream, beans, pudding, gravy, peanut butter are you getting the idea??? If you want to touch base with me to create your perfect shopping list, please call me, but I think you should be good for what to buy, unless my diabolical mind thinks of something else you might need. If you have called and done sploshing sessions before with me, you are permitted to email me and have a quick chat about what to bring.

Sploshing Outfits For Pie Throwing

Naked is fine, keep some towels handy in case you get something in your eye, and if you want to dress up – sissies – for your sploshing pie throwing session, buy an evening gown that you won’t mind me destroying. Muahahahahahahaha The idea behind dressing up for food play is that I am in fact going to ruin your outfit, possibly your orgasm, and definitely your hair and makeup. Har!

Ready For September Sploshing And Pie Throwing With Mistress Brighton?

Call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. If you would like to do multi-mistress food fetish sploshing phone sex sessions, please make sure the ladies you want to play with are available. Let’s have an awesome wet and messy September sluts!

FUCK OFF!!!

Mistress Brighton

brighton@enchantrixempire.com

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