Miss Brighton invites you to try erotic food play. 1-800-601-6975
Melon fucker has once again outdone himself and fucked a salad.. sort of. More like a whole head of lettuce! But before we get into that, I’d like you to save all that christmassy food and join me for sploshing phone sex for the holidays!
Sploshing Phone Sex For The Holidays
As you know I enjoy making grown men fuck food, making sissies fuck food, and making a mess! And I adore cum eating attention whores who glaze their faces with their own jizz. So imagine my delight when melon fucker magically appeared for a skype cam session… with a head of lettuce and an erection! But this wasn’t just any head of lettuce, this was a hot dame of an iceberg lettuce named Gertrude, and Gerty had a hole that needed to be filled with special salad dressing. How convenient that we knew just where she could get some.
Melon fucker really loves DIY lemme tell ya! LMAOOOOO Sploshing phone sex Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975
Get A Head… Of Lettuce
I will tell you that when I saw the head of lettuce, drilled and ready to be filled, I laughed…. HARD. I am pretty sure I spent the first 5 minutes of our call laughing my ass off! I mean we’ve done melons, pumpkins, cum glazed faces, and birthday cakes, but we had not ever ventured into the salad bar section of sploshing phone sex. I told melon fucker that he chose a very healthy food fucking option, and not to waste Gertrude because she would be quite honorable in a salad. So now, melon fucker can add the “I FUCKED A HEAD OF LETTUCE FOR MISS BRIGHTON” to his food fucking, cum eating antics!
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Festive Sploshing Phone Sex
We’re midway through the LAST MONTH OF THE YEAR… holy fuck. So why stop at lettuce when you could have a festive spread of holiday food you can stick your dick in, and your whole body in, for my amusement. Holidays mean munchies and lots of dips and sauces, and Princess Andi‘s favorite: Mashed potatoes. Now remember, don’t stick your dick in steaming hot food! And don’t splosh with hot gravy, it won’t be enjoyable… FOR YOU! I might laugh, after I make sure you’re not injured, but I am going to laugh.
Sploshing Phone Sex And Cum Eating
So here’s my sploshing phone sex challenge for the holidays, pick some of your favorite foods – things you can see yourself rolling around in – for example: your favorite pie, cracker dip recipe, gravies and sauces, jellies and soups. Make your shopping list and then also pick a spot in the house for sploshing. Remember that YOU will be cleaning it up afterward, so the easier you make it, the better. You can lay down sheet plastic or use a portable tub/swimming pool. If you’re doing a smaller scale sploshing scene that’s not going to be super messy, you can get away with laying down some old towels and covering up anything that might get “sploshed” nearby.
Sploshing Under The Christmas Tree
I wouldn’t advise going near the electrics, like well lit trees and the such, because for one you’d get food in the tree, and you’d also possibly get zapped in the process. But you could give the gift of sploshing to a sploshing Mistress, and we can play AWAY from the tree! Ooh there’s an idea, human christmas tree game where we roll you in multi-colored foods and top you with angel food cake. If you’re new to sploshing and interested in getting festively sploshed, call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. If you want me to watch you on cam you will need skype or discord already installed and working before you call. Happy Holidays!
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I have questions: 1. Who drilled the hole? 2. Did he cum in the lettussy? 3. Would that be considered homemade salad dressing? 4. Did Gertrude enjoy the experience of amateur food porn? 😂🤣
LETUSSY!!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm maybe we should let melon fucker answer this. Ohhhh melon fuckerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
OMG! The CreamPuff Mistress Brighton strikes again. I just need to say for the record ALL of this is little Miss Brighton’s fault!
I didn’t plan on being her Melon Fucker so everything that has followed since then has been out of my control. The cantaloupes, the watermelons, the papayas, the honeydews, the canary melons, the pumpkins, the spaghetti squashes, the butternut squashes, the fruit salad, the cakes… all of it. The She Devil is responsible. Come to think of it… even the bobbing for cum cubes is her fault.
But whatever. I guess what-the-fuck-ever, forever is more like it. She won’t let me turn back now.
I wasn’t thinking so much about fucking as I was getting some head for a change.
1. Yes, I am expected to be ready when I call but I don’t drill the hole, I hand cut it.
2. No, I did not cum in Gertrude and yes Miss Brighton always names them.
3. Yes, it is cumsidered homemade salad dressing, I had it on the side this session but ate the fucked lettuce afterward as a salad.
4. ……..😑… well I certainly hope I can please a head of lettuce. It pleased Mistress Brighton judging by her uncontrollable laughing.
See how she calls me? “Ohhhh melon fuckerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!” and then I come, and then I cum.