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Wet And Messy Sploshing: Back On The Ranch

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You can thank Mistress Hunter and Maureen for planting the evil sploshing seed of doom for my latest concoction: Wet and messy sploshing with ranch salad dressing. Now I’m normally big into cake sploshing and sweet treats gooey and dripping all over your body, but today we’re going to discuss salad dressing food play, and turning you into a human salad. After all salad is good for you, and ranch dressing is one of the most popular salad condiments ever!

Wet And Messy Sploshing

So here’s the deal: Get as much ranch dressing as you can get your sploshing hands on. If you have a big store like Sam’s club or Costco you can probably find the worlds largest jars of ranch dressing there. Once you’ve got your ranch dressing, safety first! Protect your furniture by putting down plastic, or just get in the tub and splosh there. If you have plastic and a big room with nothing in it, like one of my sploshing callers did, that’s even better.

Ranch Dressing Splosh-fest

Once you’ve got all your tools, and your salad dressing, go crazy with it! Turn your cam on and record yourself sploshing with ranch dressing. Buy some carrots and lettuce or whatever you like in your salad, and pour that all over your body once you’ve got a nice thick coating of ranch dressing applied. And then….. EAT! It’s only right you clean up the mess you made. Now, if you’d like to put on a live on the ranch, food fetish cam show for the Sploshing Domme, call me! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. I am squealing with delight waiting to hear from you!

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Sploshing Mistress Brighton

Cumming Prepared: A Sploshing Show For Goddess

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It’s been a while since I sung the praises of sploshing phone sex, I know. So I wanted to make sure there was no doubt in anyone’s mind that I’m still the sploshing Queen! I love being surprised with a sploshing show, especially when it’s a cutie sub wanting to show off for me and make a mess. And a delightful surprise is what I got the day my “treacle” sub called in. When he turned on his cam, I seriously thought it was Christmas in July. He had so many sploshing goodies I nearly squirted!

Putting On A Sploshing Show

Preparation for sploshing is everything, and treacle came prepared… he actually did cum… *snortlaugh* but I digress. I can’t remember everything that was displayed for my food fetish entertainment, but treacle had everything including cake, honey, treacle (google it), whipped cream, pie, pancake syrup, chocolate syrup, nutella, fruit jelly, and tuna. Yes I did say tuna. There was way more in his elaborate layout, but OH MY GOD sooooo much fun! He did everything he was told including sitting on the cake, and pouring various concoctions over his head, and of course.. FUCKING food for Mistress.

Cumming Prepared To Entertain The Sploshing Queen

So what do you need for food play? Well the first is quite obvious isn’t it? YOU NEED FOOD! But aside from that, you will also need to take precautions to ensure cleanup after your food play is done, will be a snap. So before you lay out the food, find a good spot to splosh in, and then lay down some tarp, or plastic sheeting that you aren’t emotionally attached to – so that all the food, and splatter, and mess, will be contained on the plastic, and not on your carpet, mohogany furnishings or fine china. Some people even like sploshing in the tub, like tigger did when he did a two Mistress sploshing phone sex call with me and Mistress Rachel! Whatever you decide, it’s important to note that you can splosh with almost any type of food, you want. And the more you use, the bigger the mess! Big wet and messy food messes are my favorite to watch unfold. Lastly, if you want a happy ending, it’s only right you eat your cummies, along with some of that mess you made!

Ready to rock with the sploshing Goddess of Debauchery? Call me! 1-800-601-6975 is where you can reach me, just ask for Brighton.

 

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Mistress Brighton

Sploshing Blasphemy: Church Mouse Fornicates With A Fudgesicle

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Sploshing blasphemy with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975

No, you’re not reading incorrectly, that really does say what you think it says. I’ve been doing sessions with church mouse now, for over a year, and he’s an obedient slut that enjoys pushing the envelope. We make a great pair, because I enjoy fun, energetic slaves like churchmouse, that like to have their limits tested. With that said, this is a sploshing phone sex blog, and I am the Sploshing Queen, so we decided to mix it up and do a little Sploshing Blasphemy. It was worth every minute, and I’m still laughing from the visual!

Sploshing Blasphemy – Bibles And Whipped Cream

We initially discussed churchmouse getting a buttplug, and training his tight pucker to take Mistress’ strapon, however at the time it wasn’t feasible to obtain one, so we opted for using DIY BDSM tools, and implemented sploshing into the mix. I made him get a can of whipped cream – to use as lube – and popsicles. The FUDGEsicles was his idea, and when I saw what he picked out, I was so proud of him. It makes me happy to know that with every session I have corrupted him with my dark sense of humor.

Blasphemy Churchmouse – Fun With Popsicles

Not only did churchmouse shove the entire fudgesicle up his ass, it melted and dripped down his legs, paired with the whipped cream, turning him into a buttpucker fudge packing sundae. *snortlaugh*¬† Then I made him do the usual, all hail the Dark Lordess, blankity blankity boop bibles, and take another fudgesicle, jizz all over it, and eat it. He seemed to really enjoy ass to mouth popsicles too.¬† No matter how turned on churchmouse gets, he always has to eat his cum, so that’s pretty much how his happy endings go. Think you can handle the Dark Lordess of sploshing blasphemy? Bring your imagination, and a towel, and call 1-800-601-6975 to set up your session.

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Goddess Brighton

 

Virtual Sploshing – 3D Food Fun

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Mistress Brighton is cooking up some virtual sploshing fun! 1-800-601-6975

Since launching our virtual world Femdom services at Enchantrix, last year, I’ve been thinking about how sploshing phone sex could be implemented into a 3D style setting. As such, I am inviting any of you that have not yet visited our sim, to join me for some Virtual Sploshing!

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Virtual Sploshing

Virtual Sploshing phone sex, is an excellent option for when you don’t have time, or the resources to make a sploshing scene work for you in real life. Just imagine jello wrestling with your favorite food play Mistress, or rolling around on a giant pepperoni pizza! Plus, if you can’t be with your Mistress in the flesh, virtual sploshing allows you to BE with your Domme in world, and the virtual grid is the perfect setting for taking the logistics headache out of the equation. It’s one of many reasons I am passionate about 3D play, mostly because in world you are only limited to your imagination.

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Virtual Sploshing Gets Messy

So what can you do in world, when you’re in the mood for food play phone sex? Ask the Mistress who owns a giant apple pie and cupcake shooter. LOL! I’m working on a special side project where you’ll be able to splosh virtual style with me. Curious? Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and we can set up a phone sex sploshing session, or find out more about Enchantrix Empire’s virtual sim! Just ask for Brighton, see you soon!

 

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Two Mistress Sploshing Phone Sex – S’mores And Beans: A Ginger Subs Journey

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Two Mistress Sploshing Phone Sex fun with Mistress Rachel and Miss Brighton 1-800-601-6975

Two Mistress Sploshing Phone SexMy sweet, sexy peach, with the come hither voice, Mistress Rachel, graced my presence the day of our two mistress call promo – with a very curious, and enthusiastic sploshing and humiliation sub by the name of tigger. LOL! How did he get that name? Well he was so excited to do a two mistress sploshing phone sex call, that he was bouncing all over the place…. LITERALLY.

Two Mistress Sploshing Phone Sex

Our boisterous, bouncy pet tigger, was no only entertaining, but had Miss Rachel and I convinced he should have his own cartoon show. The combination of his voice, him attempting – and failing – to swing his dick around like a helicopter, and the fact that he came prepared with a sploshing food play checklist, had us in stitches the entire call. So you see the title of the blog includes s’mores and beans… well….. Dear tigger brought with him, a jar of peanut butter (YESSSS!!!!!!!), a bottle of chocolate syrup, a can of beans, a pint of milk, and a tub of ice cream, and pantyhose for his session. I was OVERJOYED that Rachel and I got to play with him!

Sploshing Humiliation Edging Denial And Cum Eating

In addition to being an entertaining little splosh slut, he enjoyed being humiliated and teased, wiggling about (thus the name) shaking his dick, and ass for us, and he even “tried” to twerk, while we sang “the thong song.” By the time we were nearing the end of the call, he had a nice piled up gooey mess in his pantyhose, and was covered from head to toe with wet and messy food. We finished him off with edging and denial, and OF COURSE he had to eat his cummies and the mess he made!

Overall this is one of my favorite sessions I have ever done, and I do believe Rachel enjoyed telling him “NO” in her sweet, sexy voice, as much as I loved hearing it! I do hope we get to play with tigger the ginger wonder boy again, very soon. Are you curious about sploshing, not quite sure what the hell it is, or want to try it? Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and call Rachel! We would love to hear from you and maybe you can entertain us on a two Mistress call, very soon!

Food Play Humiliation – Church Mouse Fucks A Roast Chicken

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Yep, I did it again. I made slutty blasphemy church mouse humiliate himself on cam. But I was not alone! Mistress Delia joined me and church mouse for a 2 mistress phone sex session. And boy did we . . . → Read More: Food Play Humiliation – Church Mouse Fucks A Roast Chicken

CFNM Sploshing – Mistress Keeps Her Clothes On While You Make A Mess

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If I’m going to be honest, I prefer submissive men to be naked, unless I have them wearing something of my choosing. In this case, that’s food. Sploshing phone sex is something that can be enjoyed . . . → Read More: CFNM Sploshing – Mistress Keeps Her Clothes On While You Make A Mess

Sploshing And Cum Eating – Melons And Peanut Butter Fuckers

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What a busy, sploshing filled week I had last week! First and foremost my cum eating melon fucker returned for ¬†another round of humiliating debauchery. And then a miracle happened. You know I’m big on wish fulfillment, so imagine my delight when not one, but . . . → Read More: Sploshing And Cum Eating – Melons And Peanut Butter Fuckers

Splosh-turbating – Food Play Masturbation

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Masturbation May is almost over but you can still splosh-tubate! Food Play Masturbation 1-800-601-6975

I hope you’ve enjoyed Masturbation May, and I certainly hope you’ve been masturbating, otherwise what’s the point? I couldn’t end M squared without a sploshing phone sex post. So today’s post is all about food play masturbation! If you’ve . . . → Read More: Splosh-turbating – Food Play Masturbation

Sploshing Pantyhose – Food And Hosiery

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Happy New Year from the Sploshing Phone Sex front! It’s officially 2017 and it has been far too long since I updated this blog. Just know that I have been thinking of you guys, and all my food play sluts. I’ve also been . . . → Read More: Sploshing Pantyhose – Food And Hosiery