Princess Butthole’s Birthday Spanking Sploshing Anal Extravaganza
Yes... in that order. LOL! A few weeks ago I blogged about blasphemy sploshing churchmouse's adventure with cheese in a can. Well not to be outdone, princess butthole decided that for her birthday, she was going to try sploshing phone sex, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I did a...
Blasphemy Sploshing With Cheese In A Can
About a month ago, a certain slut bunny churchmouse who shall remain nameless, was craving the sort of depraved acts that only his sploshing Mistress could provide. And so we traveled down the path of really warped, demented fetish pairings: Blasphemy sploshing....
7 Years Of Sploshing Phone Sex – It’s Not An Anniversary Without Cake
Yes that means exactly what you think it means. It's my 7 year LDW anniversary and I want YOU to make a mess and join me in some sploshing phone sex and food fetish fun! Fuck the melons, stick your dick in the mashed potatoes, sit on a cake, hump the coconut custard...
2022 – The Year Of Our Lordess Of Sploshing Phone Sex
From January to February, and now February going into March, it's time to focus our attention, on the most wasteful, decadent thing you can do in the name of debauchery and Goddess Brighton: Sploshing Phone Sex. This year I want everyone to join in the sploshing fun,...
Important Note about Gifts for Mistresses
Effective Immediately, gifts sent to the LDW address will no longer be forwarded to the intended recipient. Instead, they will be returned at the sender's expense. We know you like to shower your Mistress with gifts and you can still do that. Check with your Mistress...
Sissy Sploshing In A Tutu – Wet And Messy Humiliation
You guys know I like all the weird Fem Domm-ey stuff... like sploshing phone sex. So any time I get to indulge in food fetish play, I go whole hog! Sissy sploshing is no less indulgent, so about a week and a half ago I did just that. Dolled up one of my die-hard...
Birthday Sploshing With Miss Brighton
It's scorpio season for the next few weeks, and I'd like to say a quick THANK YOU to everyone who wished me happy birthday and sent prezzies! Now onto the cake, yes cake. I would not be who I am if it weren't for my demented interest in making people sit in cake and...
Sploshing With Kandy And The Cake Farts Challenge
About a billion years ago, there was a popular video released called "cake farts." Yes, the title denotes exactly what happens in the video. A brunette woman sits on a cake bare assed and farts on it. So anyways I made my sploshing bitch who goes by the name of Kandy,...
Sploshing Sensory Play – Hot And Cold Fun
Hello there it's your sploshing phone sex AND Masturbation May Mistress of the month. Whew what a mouth full! Have you been keeping up with the masturbation may posts? We're still going so get ready for sploshing sensory play, because that is todays masturbation may...
Please Pass The Jelly! Sploshing With Fruit Preserves
If you're going to fuck a jar of jelly, make sure the jar opening is big enough that you don't get your dick stuck in it. Hidy ho neighbors! It's your sploshing phone sex Mistress with a handy dandy fuck your food guide to start your year off. 2020 is going to be...
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