So this one time, in band camp, I had a sploshing phone sex spaghetti wrestling match, and gave someone a sploshing handjob. Which you might be wondering, what happens to the spaghetti??? Well hopefully it also gets eaten right? Perhaps! LOL

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Sploshing Handjob – What Happens To The Spaghetti

Please don’t think that just because I enjoy having subs sploshing for me, that I never get wet and messy and dirty myself. I had an idea to have a spaghetti wrestling match, so we needed to make a big pot of spaghetti and vodka sauce. I reserved some of the vodka for cocktails, too. Keep in mind you will need enough spaghetti and sauce for one of those portable/foldable or inflatable pools, and I did volunteer to be the bikini girl who gets sploshed with spaghetti and challenges my opponent to a very slippery wrestling match!

Sploshing In Spaghetti

Once you have a “tub” full of spaghetti…. LET THE GAMES BEGIN! BTW I was wearing something similar to the leotard at first, and then opted for a bikini. The bikini, did not… stand… a chance…. in spaghetti! Also my wrestling partner did not go easy on me, but I was squealing and laughing the entire time he was tossing me around in spaghetti, it was awesome and I’m actually glad he was a good sport about it and wanted to fuck me- I mean splosh with me! So about the handjob…..

Spaghetti Sploshing Handjob – It Got Weird… Super Weird

Mind you he won the match, so my “offering” was a sploshing handjob. So while I was covered in spaghetti sauce and carbs, I gave him a how’s your balls. I basically shoveled a large handful of spaghetti into his shorts and laughed…. boy I laughed hard! Wait… you thought I was talking about an actual handjob??? Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe… Now why on earth would I give some hot guy a handjob in a tub full of spaghetti??? Who does that?! That’s right, me. So… I actually did!

Giving Your Sploshing Partner A Hand… Job

Keeping in theme with my usual chaos, I made him drop his shorts and show me his saucy bits!  Giving someone a handjob when you’re both covered in spaghetti is…. a lot. Receiving a handjob from someone while covered in tomatoes and noodles is very erm….. well let’s just say he was not sure how he’d respond to a sploshing handjob until I offered to do something extremely naughty during. Not only did he get rock hard while being jacked off in pasta, he shot his load across the tub… yes I did in fact make him eat it.

Brighton What The Entire Fuck????!!!!!

Yes! LMAO! I’m used to that sort of reaction, just remember that scene from the secretary where she threw tomatoes at the guy? We talked about possibly recreating that, but we were both a little worried about the stove burner part. If you ever doubted just how weird sploshing phone sex can be, hopefully this has been eye opening…. what? What was the thing that I did that got him rock hard and made him shoot his alfredo sauce? I can’t tell you that here. Buuuuuuut if you call me and mention this blog post, I might share with you my winning two piece combo that he still to this day texts me gushing about.

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Sploshing Phone Sex Handjob Fun

So are you brave (or crazy) enough to take on my sploshing handjob challenge? If you cannot recreate this full scale, email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com and I will give you some tips and a supply list before you call, if you’re serious about being my spaghetti slinging handjob slut. Just imagine me naked covered in marinara sauce and olive oil. Once you’ve gripped that vision call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Sploshing Mistress Brighton. I look forward to sharing my insane weirdness with you. Don’t forget to join the 2024 Strokeathon!

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