Have you ever seen a delectable apple pie and thought to yourself, “I bet my dick would feel amazing in that.” Or maybe you wanna get freaky with some phallic vegetables? Well it’s a good thing we’re discussing sploshing food fucking today! You can turn almost any food into an edible cocksleeve or safely shove it up your ass.
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Sploshing Food Fucking
What kind of foods can you use to try sploshing food fucking? Anything you want as long as you use your imagination. Bagels and donuts have holes for a reason, and even your favorite boston cream filled can be a slutty hole for your dick if you need a really fast food pussy! I’m a big fan of making messes with food and pairing that with cum eating, so for the sake of this sploshing phone sex blog I will mention, that I expect you to eat your food after you fuck it.
Sploshing Food Fucking With Fruit
Now of course fucking a melon would be the most obvious right? Duh!!! But the truth is, you can carve a hole in any fruit if you’re curious as to the texture and consistency. And banana peels make great emergency cock sleeves! Buuuuut I am going to ask that you mash a little of that banana inside the peel before you give your potassium receptacle the business. Because why not!
Fruit Cocktail Sploshing Food Fucking
Now this can get A. a little tricky and B. a little slippery, but if you’re committed and you have some saran wrap laying around we can get crazy. Hell we can even toss in some root veggies and fuck a baked potato! Now a word of caution for sploshing phone sex, make sure you test the internal heat of the baked potato, so you don’t burn your dick. Safety first!
Ice Cream Fucking
If you’re into a little temperature play, try digging a dick sized hole into your ice cream and fuck the coldest pussy you’ve ever had in your life. Fucking your food is a great activity for pussy free betas who will never have a chance with a real woman. I am happy to say that I have made so many sploshing men wet and messy for me and in 2025 I want more food fucking!
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If you’re interested in putting on a sploshing show for me, email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com before calling, so we can go over the specifics of you being my messy entertainment! And when you’re ready to call just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton the sploshing phone sex enthusiast! Let’s make this year a great one for food fetishists.
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