If you ask me what my favorite sploshing phone sex food items are, I am definitely going to say desserts! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt I have a lady boner for baked beans sploshing, so there are times when I will ask my sploshing friends to bring me the messiest big ole can of baked beans they can find and get really dirty for me. Like today! Today I’m in the mood for a sploshing phone sex session with legumes!

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The most obvious thing you’re going to need is baked beans… duh! Next, pick your location! While you can splosh anywhere, I would not suggest sploshing on anything that can get stained or damaged, and I’m not cleaning up the mess so it’ll be up to you to figure that out. If you’re not sure, take a look at some of my other sploshing phone sex blog posts! The other important thing to remember if you’re doing this for me, is that you are entertaining me with your sploshing.

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I love watching a sploshing slut get all messy and sticky for me. Sometimes I even imagine scenarios like… sploshing phone sex wrestling? You know I’ve never actually seen a baked beans wrestling match. Jello yes. Mud wrestling absolutely. But baked beans sploshing where I get to referee? Bring it on! So maybe together we can recreate a sploshing scene where YOU are my wet and messy sploshing champion, how’s that sound?

The Art Of The Sploshing Phone Sex Roleplay

Would you like to roleplay a sploshing scenario? But Brighton!? Why would I want to do that??? Well let’s say you can’t actually make a mess, and a sploshing session where I watch you is out of the question – hey it happens! We can roleplay sploshing and make it hot and naughty! Think hot dog throwing contest that gets out of hand and the baked beans go flying!

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Lastly please keep in mind that we do offer text sessions via sexy texting. Text sessions for sploshing when you’re short on privacy and limited space alleviate the worry of someone hearing you be my naughty mess! Have an idea for a sploshing session that does not involve baked beans? You can chime in when we chat or you can also email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com for “quick questions.” I’m always on the look out for more foodie kinksters, so don’t be shy, I’ll only bite if you look good enough to eat! *wink*

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If you’re ready to dive into the world of food fetish fantasies (and baked beans), give me a call! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. New to food play? Newbies are welcome, I encourage you to play with your food! Let’s bring in 2025 with a sloppy bang! REMINDER: You can add a second Mistress to your sploshing call for FREE for the first 10 minutes. Offer ends December 31st so you better hurry!

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Mistress Brighton

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