It’s masturbation may and we’re encouraging you to masturbate, we didn’t say anything about cumming! Why not add spring sploshing phone sex to your guided masturbation, and get messy for me? Interested? Good! Here’s some sploshing phone sex ideas to try out now that the weather is warmer.
Masturbation May – Spring Sploshing Phone Sex
Normally I am a huge cake and pie enthusiast, and that’s not going to change, but what else can you splosh with? Parfait! This is usually a mix of layers, of yogurt, fruit, granola… so make a parfait or search online for parfait ideas, and then stick your dick in it and fuck it, but don’t stop there! With warmer weather comes cravings for ice cream, fruit cocktails, jello, canned tomatoes… well tomatoes aren’t necessarily a dessert, but they are a fruit, and they usually are growing in the spring and summer, so let’s just say if you call for sploshing phone sex sessions this and next month, you may find yourself rolling around in tomato sauce while I squeal with delight.
Sploshing Phone Sex For The Minimalist
Okay fine I get it, you have limited room and you can’t go crazy tossing food around, and you’re also worried about food waste. I completely understand, and thank goodness snack sized pudding cups exist! My free assignment for you, if food waste is a concern, is the next time you go shopping for sploshing supplies, buy some extra cans and donate to your local food bank. You will be helping those in need and you can feel better about yourself after humping and defiling the vanilla custard!
Favorite Sploshing Condiments For Masturbation May
Flavored syrups and whipped cream! You can literally get tubs of cool whip, dessert toppings like chocolate, caramel and strawberry syrup, and have a wet and messy blast. By the way ice cream cakes are great for birthdays, and what I mean is sploshing phone sex is great for YOUR birthday! Got a special day coming up? Call me and let’s chat. You know what else is a whole lotta fun to watch? Sploshing sissies.
Quick Non-Sploshing Note About The Upcoming Sissy Pageant
In case you were unaware, we have a sissy pageant coming up in June, and you have until June 15th to enter the sissy pageant! If you’re interested in joining you can read Mistress Harper’s sissy pageant blog on The Daily Cock, and join us on the Enchantrix Empire social network to enter and that is also where you will submit your pics. EE is free to join and it’s free to enter, HOWEVER if you want additional guidance, please call us for a feminization session and please…. I implore you – in my very bitchy not-nice Domme voice: READ THE GODDAMN RULES! No bits showing, I don’t want to see them personally… and your pics are required to be moderate meaning no dick and balls. But other than that, there’s phone sex prizes for the winning “sissy queen” and all the mistresses will be judging you and voting for the pageant… so join us and show off your femme side! Now back to the sploshing!
Sploshing Phone Sex In Masturbation May (Which Is Almost Over)
You still have a few days to have a sploshing wank fest with me, but don’t fret if you miss the Masturbation May shenanigans, because June is going to be filled with opportunities to entertain me…. it’s also my phone sex anniversary month! Sploshing enthusiasts, sissies, subbies, cum gargling sluts, and cocksuckers are welcome to splosh and wank with me by calling 1-800-601-6975 and asking for Mistress Brighton. Don’t forget there’s still time to get 20% off on text sessions – if you’re unable to call – until the end of the month, and I hope you’ve enjoyed the month of May as much as I have. Keep an eye on my blogs for a SPECIAL announcement! *wink wink*
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