Blasphemy Sploshing with Mistress Brighton gets cheesy! 1-800-601-6975

About a month ago, a certain slut bunny churchmouse who shall remain nameless, was craving the sort of depraved acts that only his sploshing Mistress could provide. And so we traveled down the path of really warped, demented fetish pairings: Blasphemy sploshing. Cheese in a can was involved. It got weird… fast.

Blasphemy Sploshing – Cheese In A Can

August 26th will go down in history as the day that blasphemy churchmouse ate spray cheese out of a place where the sun doesn’t shine. He may also have been wearing panties before he sodomized himself in my name. I like to think that when people are into sploshing – such as kandy the cake farts sissy, and food fetish involving wet and messy – that they are in fact aware of what type of person this makes them. The same goes for blasphemy phone sex. So when you pair having a little jesus in your hole, with a love for soft pliable cheese, there’s only one place you’re going when this ends. *blinks rapidly and laughs hysterically*

Holy Cheez-its? Wait… That’s Not Cheez-its!

For some odd reason I kept calling cheese in a can, cheez its. Doesn’t matter, I’ve stuck some far worse things up churchmouse’s ass. In fact the little whore lost his ass virginity to me the year prior? Or maybe that was 2020… ANYWAY! It happened, I turned this god fearing man into a devout Lordess Brighton worshiper all with a click of a button. Once you’ve melted a man’s brain with ass play, there is pretty much nothing they won’t do for you. Including sitting on a can of spray cheese and eating their cum off a pair of my panties… or their wife’s panties.

I Can’t Tell You Everything The Little Blasphemy Sploshing Slut Did

But I can tell you it was epic, I laughed, he came, and order was restored to the Universe. *snortlaugh* I’ve been doing periodic sessions with sploshing phone sex sluts for over 7 years now and I never get tired of corrupting those who submit to me, and making them do things that would make the queen of england blush….. from wherever she is in the afterlife. Anyway you should know by now that I enjoy chaos!

Sploshing Phone Sex Sessions With Mistress Brighton

Even if you’re not into blasphemy per say, you can still get into sploshing phone sex sessions with me! The most orgasmic thing about sploshing and wet and messy, is the appreciation you’re going to have for a hot shower when I’m done turning you into a human pig pen! Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. If you want a skype session email me FIRST at brighton@enchantrixempire.com because I’m oblivious to skype notifications and I ignore them. Also don’t send me walls of text, they make my eyes cross. Stay tuned for my NEXT sploshing blog post, about another butt slut whore who may or may not have had a birthday sploshing session to remember…. just last week!

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