Sploshing Blasphemy

Sploshing blasphemy with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975

No, you’re not reading incorrectly, that really does say what you think it says. I’ve been doing sessions with church mouse now, for over a year, and he’s an obedient slut that enjoys pushing the envelope. We make a great pair, because I enjoy fun, energetic slaves like churchmouse, that like to have their limits tested. With that said, this is a sploshing phone sex blog, and I am the Sploshing Queen, so we decided to mix it up and do a little Sploshing Blasphemy. It was worth every minute, and I’m still laughing from the visual!

Sploshing Blasphemy – Bibles And Whipped Cream

We initially discussed churchmouse getting a buttplug, and training his tight pucker to take Mistress’ strapon, however at the time it wasn’t feasible to obtain one, so we opted for using DIY BDSM tools, and implemented sploshing into the mix. I made him get a can of whipped cream – to use as lube – and popsicles. The FUDGEsicles was his idea, and when I saw what he picked out, I was so proud of him. It makes me happy to know that with every session I have corrupted him with my dark sense of humor.

Blasphemy Churchmouse – Fun With Popsicles

Not only did churchmouse shove the entire fudgesicle up his ass, it melted and dripped down his legs, paired with the whipped cream, turning him into a buttpucker fudge packing sundae. *snortlaugh*  Then I made him do the usual, all hail the Dark Lordess, blankity blankity boop bibles, and take another fudgesicle, jizz all over it, and eat it. He seemed to really enjoy ass to mouth popsicles too.  No matter how turned on churchmouse gets, he always has to eat his cum, so that’s pretty much how his happy endings go. Think you can handle the Dark Lordess of sploshing blasphemy? Bring your imagination, and a towel, and call 1-800-601-6975 to set up your session.

FUCK OFF!!!

Goddess Brighton