It’s time for birthday sploshing with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975
It’s scorpio season for the next few weeks, and I’d like to say a quick THANK YOU to everyone who wished me happy birthday and sent prezzies! Now onto the cake, yes cake. I would not be who I am if it weren’t for my demented interest in making people sit in cake and fuck food for me. So it’s my birthday sploshing month fuckers, I want you to fuck a cake for me!
Birthday Sploshing And Cake Fucking Shenanigans
Pretty simple right? You sit in the cake, stick your dick in the cake, cum on the cake, and then you eat the fucking cake! You get to pick what flavor, however I will say that a friend made me a red velvet cake with whipped cream for icing and cherries and OMFG it was so good! So if you’re feeling adventurous, and for a little extra humiliation, bake the goddamn cake yourself, and then DESTROY IT!!! And then eat it. Could you imagine you worked so hard on Mistress’ cake and then you present it to her and she makes you defile it? Hello welcome to my world!
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Sploshing Birthday Fun And Food Fuckery
My desire to make people fuck food hasn’t died down any in the past five years. I get super giddy and happy when I get sploshing phone sex calls, and the messier the better! I have had cake fucking, peanut butter defilement, melon fucking (yes you melon fucker!) and of course church mouse has done all or most of these things for me while I diddled his butthole and made him denounce his religion during blasphemy phone sex and sploshing sessions!
Cake Sploshing For Beginners
If you don’t have a cake thumb ie: you can’t bake to save your life, buying a cake from your local supermarket is fine. What other things does Miss Brighton like during a sploshing phone sex call? We-he-he-hellll I’m glad you asked!!!! There was this one fella, that sploshed for me and Mistress Rachel, and filled a pair of pantyhose with baked beans, ice cream, and I do believe there was some cake involved. So how do you set all this up? You call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton, and if you would like to discuss supplies beforehand, send me a quick note at brighton@enchantrixempire.com (keep it short and sweet or my eyes will literally fucking cross), and we can work something out. That’s all for now and happy sploshing!!!
FUCK OFF!!!!!
Mistress Brighton
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May I just say….NGHHH 😉
Don’t talk with your butthole full. LMAO
Thank you Mistress Brighton, my ruler! Yes, you turned me into Your Melon Fucker, you DO rule me and you really let me know it on your post Coached Cum Eating: Eat that Creamy Load.
I mean you REALLY taught me a lesson!!!!!
This is the most beautiful pic of you! It’s no wonder I totally worship you! Please show it without the stars like other topless pics of you!
Ms Brighton rules over me
I adore Ms Brighton
I bow to Ms Brighton
Ms Brighton keeps me in line if I foolishly rebel
Ms Brighton is superior to me
I am Ms Brighton’s Melon Fucker Cum Eater
Ms Brighton is the gem I worship
I do what Ms Brighton says
Ms Brighton can do whatever she likes with me
I am for Ms Brighton’s entertainment
I am happy to be there for Ms Brighton’s needs
Thank you melon fucker! xoxoxoxo
I am so glad I did finally FUCK A CAKE for your Birthday Mistress Brighton.
I adore Miss Brighton!
Your Melon Cake Fucker