You’re home alone on black friday with a ton of leftovers and you’re horny. What to do? Post thanksgiving sploshing phone sex with your host, ME! But first, a little PSA about cranberry sauce. I have never sploshed with cranberry sauce, so now that’s on my sploshing phone sex wishlist. Therefore if you’re available to entertain me today and you have cranberry sauce to spare, run – do not walk – to sexy texting or call the LDW Dispatchers and get ready to get wet and messy!
Thanksgiving Sploshing Phone Sex
Holiday sploshing is a no brainer because that is usually when many people have a whole lot of thanksgiving sploshing food which means lots of leftover soups, gravies, sauces, pies, ice creams, cakes, do you see where I’m going here? And since I’m a big fan of cum eating, you are going to eat that cum load with your leftovers slut! The messier the better for you dirty WAM whores who want to put on a show for me.
Thanksgiving Sploshing Phone Sex Space Saver
Here’s a handy trick if you can’t go all out and have limited space to do a full sploshing show: Micro sploshing. Make a mini mess but keep your washer nearby! In otherwords wear your food, you can make the excuse that you spilled something and you have to change your clothes and just toss the soiled evidence in the machine. Want a tiny taste of public sploshing humiliation? Pretend you “accidentally” spilled food on you in front of guests and then go change, while changing, call me and we’ll have a quickie!
Splosh And Slide With Goddess Brighton
This one’s for people with privacy and a big yard, you know those slip and slide sprinkler sets? Get one, and then call me once it’s set up and email me and we’ll discuss what you need for your sploshing backyard adventure! Yes I am serious. If you have any other ideas of your own for outdoor sploshing, please do let me know!
Sploshing Phone Sex Assignments
While I do not have a pret a porter sploshing assignment, you can purchase paid emails with me and once done we can set up daily sploshing assignments! Email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com for more information. Phone sex assignments can be paired with texting sessions, the best part about texting sessions is you can do them from any device if you’re concerned about privacy.
Call For Post Thanksgiving Sploshing Phone Sex
Let’s get weird! It is the last day of NOvember and I’d love to have a fun sexy sploshing extravaganza to send November off with a bang. And also reminder, November is my birthday month, so if you haven’t sent a gift to me yet, go to my Scorpio shenanigans blog and I will allow you to make it up to me. In the mean time if you’d like a call, dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton.
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