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Sploshing sensory play with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975

Hello there it’s your sploshing phone sex AND Masturbation May Mistress of the month. Whew what a mouth full! Have you been keeping up with the masturbation may posts?Β  We’re still going so get ready for sploshing sensory play, because that is todays masturbation may blog train post!

Sploshing Sensory Play

Sploshing has much to do with textures and consistency of different foods, and also the temperature of the food. Go ahead and stick your dick in the ice cream, and then stick it in a warm bowl of oatmeal afterwards. One is thicker than the other, and also one is VERY cold, which would make the warm oatmeal feel a lot warmer than it actually was. Sidenote: Don’t stick your dick in anything hot! That’s not a place you want to get burns on if you know what I mean.

Hot And Cold Fun With Food

So when I say hot, I mean a temperature that is just warm enough to provide a contrast with something that is cold. Like ice, or ice cream, a contrastΒ  would be making a pussy out of a monte cristo sandwich, or a yummy meatloaf! I would urge you to try these on your own, and explore your food fucking kink. Yes I said food fucking, yes I want you to fuck your food for me, because I’m warped and it brings me joy! Please keep in mind that masturbating with food gets messy. There’s no way around that, IT’S GOING TO BE MESSY. So make sure you have plenty of towels, a layer of plastic, and supplies that will make for an easy clean up.

Edging And Icing And Wet And Messy Bliss

I’d also love for you to edge with food, and implement cum eating. I think it’s only right that if you fuck the food you have to eat it after, to cut down on food waste. Unless you have a massive sploshing food play spread like some of my callers do, then if you fuck the cake icing, save it and use it on your cupcakes or a bagel or whatever you like to eat with icing. If you fuck a roast chicken, guess what’s for dinner? Hahahahahahaha! If you edge with food, chances are while masturbating you will get so horny you will literally fuck anything I tell you to just to get some relief. So guess what else I want you to do, to end masturbation may with a bang?

Fucking Your Least Favorite Food

And here comes the sadistic humiliatrix in me, giving you a ruined orgasm of sorts. See, you are going to have an orgasm, it’s probably going to be the best damn orgasm you’ve ever had while breathing, but you’re gonna ruin it in a very simple and maniacal way: Take your least favorite food, and fuck it. Something you can’t stand the sight or smell or taste of. You’re so horny that you will do it, because I told you to do it, and even better if I get to watch you do it!

Sploshing Phone Sex During Masturbation May

May is coming to an end, and this is my final week as Mistress of the month before we crown another gorgeous intelligent woman for June. Just a quick note: If you want to vote for June Mistress of the Month, get over to Enchantrix Empire to vote. With that said, I want to end May with a bang! We’ve had a fucking psychotic winter and spring, so let’s bring in June with your orgasm and my entertainment. Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton to speak with the Sploshing Mistress. For a list of sploshing sensory play foods before your session, email me at brighton@enchantrixempire.com and don’t forget that I can watch you on skype during our session and that will make it more fun! We’re entering the home stretch on the blog train, up next is Duchess Willow!

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