Sploshing Phone Sex Party With Miss Brighton

Necessity might be the mother of invention, but in the world of chaos that is Goddess Brighton-land, this is the “why the fuck not” zone. Which means it doesn’t matter if you “should” do it, all that matters is that it makes me happy….. so you’re cordially invited to a Sploshing Phone Sex Party with me!

Sploshing Phone Sex Party

If you have not already read my scorpio shenanigans blog I’d suggest you do that now because I will be partying all month long. Some of you may remember cake farts kandi and the absolute mess I’ve made of her in the past. One thing about kandi, she always delivers a good show! Kandi has been humiliating herself for my entertainment almost every year, and all I can say is after last night I’m glad I wasn’t the one that had to clean up that mess…. roflmao! R.I.P. to kandi’s bathroom floor and toilet which I made sure to destroy along with any dignity kandi may have salvaged. My little slut made sure to put on the sluttiest, messiest sploshing event in my honor… while I laughed hysterically. So let this be a lesson to any sissy who is thinking about serving me and thinks I’m a dream Mistress. I am not your dream Mistress, I am your worst nightmare, especially if you have issues with messy and sticky things. Sploshing sessions are one of the requirements for serving me. The more of a mess you make the more delighted I will be! Run away now! Muahahahahah!!

Sissy Sploshing Cum Slut Éclair Fuckers

Yes, eclairs were harmed in the making of this splosh session, but they didn’t go to waste! Part of kandi’s grand finale was having to eat her cum out of an eclair. There were pies, cakes, ice cream, and baked beans. By the way kandi had a really cute outfit at the start of our call: A pink barbie shirt and pantyhose…. NOT ANYMORE!!! Yeah I destroyed that outfit, AND her hair. Have you ever tried to walk with your stockings filled with baked beans? Not an easy task.

Serving The Bratty Goddess Of Sploshing Phone Sex

So you really think you can handle sploshing phone sex? You’re sure of that? Okay, well here’s your chance to prove it! I will be inviting my callers to splosh for me and let’s see how much of a mess you can make. The sky is the limit when sploshing. Anything that can be stuffed, smeared, spread, and splattered all over your body – or used to stick your dick in – is welcome! All manner of disgustingly ooey gooey combos can be made to corrupt yourself for my enjoyment. Need ideas? Seriously read this blog. And listen to my sploshing commercial for a laugh. I’ve had grown men fuck melons and roast chickens for me, I’ve had subs roll around in delicious desserts and fuck pudding cups for me, and I have no intention of stopping like ever!

Protect Your Goddamn Furniture During Sploshing Shenanigans

If you cannot clear a room and lay out some plastic covering to protect the floor, then pick an area that will be easy to clean up… because keep in mind YOU will be the one cleaning up! If you use the bathtub, cover the drain or enjoy your plumbing bill LOL! Or get a nice size portable backyard pool, and use that to get wet and messy in. Especially if you will need to clean up quick because you don’t live by yourself and absolutely do not want to get caught making a spectacle of yourself by the wife or roommate… unless they consent obviously.

Last Minute Tips For The Sploshing Newbie

For those with sensory issues, you obviously want to pick foods and textures that don’t up your ick factor, I get it and I want you to play safely! So experiment with your “safe” foods and see what you come up with, and then when you’re ready for showtime, call me! Dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton. That’s all for now and I look forward to sploshing with you!

FUCK OFF!!!!!

Mistress Brighton

brighton@enchantrixempire.com

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