It’s National Guacamole Day! Celebrate sploshing style with Ms. Brighton. 1-800-601-6975

Happy National Guacamole Day, everyone! You can thank the sexy and sinister Mistress Ryan for this blog post, because she reminded me that today was guacamole day, on twitter. What? You don’t follow Ms. Ryan on twitter? Shame on you!  Anyway it got me to thinking about sploshing. I mean seriously, what better way to celebrate guacamole day, than with a sploshing session with Miss Brighton?

National Guacamole Day – For Avocado Lovers

If I haven’t said this already: I LOVE AVOCADO’S. And home made guacamole is absolutely orgasmic! I make guacamole whenever I can, and seeing as it is national guacamole day I think this calls for a celebration with chips and fresh avocados! Or Free Shava CaDoos, if you will. lol!  However, you know that since this is a sploshing phone sex blog, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that I want you to do something dirty with your guacamole, for me.

Fuck The Guacamole For Miss Brighton

That’s right, stick your dick in that freshly made guacamole, and fuck it. Talk dirty to your guacamole. Get that cock wet and messy with wholesome avocado goodness, and jerk off with it. As a matter of fact, I am hereby naming this week as the guacamole challenge week, in honor of national guacamole day. I want you to call me at 1-800-601-6975, make sure you’ve got your guacamole ready, and then get on cam and fuck the avocado dip! The messier the food play as you jerk that cock for me – the better. What to do with the leftover guacamole? Well number one, you’re going to jerk off and cum in it, and then…. eat up! Honestly you didn’t think you were going to get away with wasting those cummies, and all that guacamole, now did you? Hahahahaha!

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