So here we are at the end of Masturbation May, preparing for June Sploshing Phone Sex. What’s so special about June and sploshing? Well if you know anything about Goddess Brighton – that’s me! – then you know it’s my anniversary month starting in two days!
June Sploshing Phone Sex Get A Blog Reader You Filthy Pervert
This blog isn’t really so much about sploshing phone sex, as it is me whacking you over the head to remind you of all the current changes regarding how to reach us, how to read our blogs, and where you can now session with us now that skype is gone. So for starters, there is already a feedly blog written by Mistress Harper, and now I’m going to remind you to sign up for feedly – or your blog reader of choice – and plug in my blog urls, and any others you’d like to subscribe to – and you will circumvent any issues you have reading our blogs. As already stated, you need an opml file (save that… you’re gonna need it) with all our blogs on it; and you need to be on a desktop ideally, or you can just manually enter our blogs but that will take you longer. If you are confused call me and I’ll walk you through it! Cuz… my services aren’t free… *blinks rapidly*
Mistress Brighton is ready for June Sploshing Phone Sex, are you? 1-800-601-6975
June Sploshing Phone Sex Anniversary – The Big 10
In June I will be celebrating ten years of beating balls, terrorizing penis people, and making men cry while I laugh at them. What have I learned in my tenure as a phone sex Femdom and overall feral Fairy Domme? You want me to be honest?????
Men are stupid. And I do mean that in the most loving way possible! You fuckers need guidance to like… not do dumb sh** often. *blinks rapidly* I literally have to remind my male spawned callers to practice safety and not go barreling into the night like some fuckwitted merry band of idiots. Because when the horny takes over dear god the things I’ve seen, and the amount of times I’ve heard “well it seemed like a good idea at the time.” *SMACK*
Sploshing sensory play with Mistress Brighton 1-800-601-6975
Why Miss Brighton The Sploshing Maven Is The Way She Is
A couple of years back I went through a very personal and very fucking exhausting burnout period, because I was doing way too much that I wasn’t getting paid to do – and I had some very personal feelings about that, so I decided that if something isn’t sparking joy I’m gonna konmari that bitch and launch it into the sun. I never write to offend anyone…… okay sometimes I do – the point I’m making is that if you 1. want something done right, you have to do it yourself and 2. if you’re good at something, never do it for free. Therefore I charge for my time. You want help? You pay me and I help. You don’t pay me? You get what you give. You want cake and ice cream down your shorts? We can do that in session.
Sploshing with Kandy and the cake farts challenge. Call Miss Brighton to find out more! 1-800-601-6975
Mental Health Soap Box Moment Brought To By “Burnout”
I do not give a flying fudgesicle what the fuck is going on in the world, if you need to take a break, and you can take a break…. take the fucking break. Otherwise you will very quickly feel like you’re spinning out your tires, buddy. More importantly, stop expecting people to give you free sh** you wouldn’t give away yourself. And even more importantly, this is a service provided to you, so responding “you just want my money” will get you mocked out of my presence. I love sploshing phone sex, and humiliating men; I also love being able to buy a carton of eggs and not just for throwing at your balls.
Lordess Brighton’s Church Of Sploshing And Satan
On to the fun stuff! You know I like sploshing and food fetish yes? You also know I like blasphemy ye- YOU DIDN’T KNOW I LIKED BLASPHEMY??? Every time I blog about blasphemy I get at least one whiny hypocritical twat face crying about it. I don’t make the rules, I like what I like, my blaspheming sploshing pets FUCKIN LOVE IT, so I don’t really care about you and your morality issues pumpkin. Speaking of pumpkin, do less whining and carve the gourd and fuck it. But like call me first so I can watch.
About My June Anniversary Month
If you would like to participate in June phone sex shenanigans with me, make sure you’re following my main blog Enchantrix Tease (that’s the feedly link) as I will be posting a new blog there June 1st. In the meantime for all sploshing related shenanigans and tomfoolery, call me at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Goddess Brighton Don’t forget that next month is PRIDE MONTH! I hope to see you all showing pride in June. xoxo
FUCK OFF!!!!
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There’s still time left to do a two or more Mistress call during Masturbation May, and get entered to win free minutes! You have until 11:59pm Eastern on May 31st.
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