Have you seen my other blog titled Things You Can Stick Up Your Ass? We’re going to continue the conversation about anal training, with food! Specifically figging for dummies. Goddess Brighton WTF is figging??? Well sit down and shut your cake hole I’m gonna learn ya something!!
Figging For Dummies – Food Fetish Meets Anal Play
Figging is spicy ass play for those who like things hot! In addition to ginger being good for all sorts of natural health remedies, and yummy in food, ginger in your butt will give you a very warm feeling inside. It’s the gingerol, when in contact with your mucus membranes inside of your anus, it can give a very intense – dare I say burning – sensation. Why the hell would anyone want a burning sensation in their butthole? There’s lots and lots of nerve endings in the anus and nearby genitalia, so for some penis people, it intensifies your arousal!
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Figging Food And Pain Play
Ginger makes for a real good BDSM time, if you’re into it, and is an excellent addition to your pain play…. whatever that looks like for you. Pain and submission can be therapeutic for the soul, so can sticking things up your butt while having your cock whipped tugging on your nipple clamps. And for a grand finale…. to cool down you can sit on a cake! Seriously… do it.
How To: Figging For Dummies
Alright fuckers listen up! If you’re going to stick literal food up your ass… or anything up your ass but let’s focus here… make sure it has a base. A big enough base for you to like.. not fucking lose the damn thing getting swallowed up in your rectum. So you get a big enough piece of ginger to have a nice size base, you carve your ginger dildo into the desirable shape you want with the base at the end. That way if this is your first time you can pull it out if it gets too intense. Then once you’re ready to plug yourself, get comfy, spread your cheeks, and go nice and slow. Remember, ginger can give an intense burning sensation, so you want to make sure you can handle that.
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Figging Precautions
I’m gonna state the obvious – make sure you’re not allergic to ginger. Do a small test area like your arm or inner thigh and make sure you don’t break out in hives or swell up like a puffer fish. Nothing ruins a good figging like an allergic reaction! This goes for any food, lube, latex, anything that can literally cause an ER visit. Fun fact, you can go to the Dr for allergy tests! You don’t have to tell them “hey I was planning on sticking ginger up my ass and want to make sure I’m not allergic” you can just express concerns about food allergies and they can help with that! I’d also advise maybe not telling your Dr you’re sticking ginger up your ass unless there’s an issue and you HAVE to tell them. LOL
Ginger Do’s And Don’ts
Lastly, don’t use the ginger that you used for figging, for your food. ……Unless you’re into it, we can talk about that when you call me! I mean you might like your food tasting like ass… idk… I like to encourage people to avoid food waste as much as possible, but there are limits of course depending on what you’re doing with it. It CAN be a form of humiliation, after all.
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