Masturbation May is almost over but you can still splosh-tubate! Food Play Masturbation 1-800-601-6975
I hope you’ve enjoyed Masturbation May, and I certainly hope you’ve been masturbating, otherwise what’s the point? I couldn’t end M squared without a sploshing phone sex post. So today’s post is all about food play masturbation! If you’ve been following along we’ve had a masturbation may chocked full of contests, events, a blog train, and of course… MASTURBATION.
Splosh-turbation – Food Play Masturbation
If you’re reading the title, this is exactly what you think it is. Stroking your cock with food, any food, any sauce, get creative. In the past I’ve had pets masturbate with… duh… cake, ice cream, cherry cheese cake, baked beans in their pantyhose. It doesn’t matter what you jerk off with, just as long as it’s wet and messy.
Do You Get To Cum?
Quite a few people have asked me, since it’s MM, if that means they get to cum. Now I cannot speak for everyone, but I can speak for myself and tell you that if you want to cum, you have to 1. Be a messy sploshing slutty stroker for me, and 2. You have to cum in your food and eat it… ALL OF IT.
With that said, let’s end masturbation may with a bang: Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton, and let’s SPLOSH-TURBATE!
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