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Sploshing And Cum Eating – Melons And Peanut Butter Fuckers

Sploshing And Cum Eating Phone Sex

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What a busy, sploshing filled week I had last week! First and foremost my cum eating melon fucker returned for  another round of humiliating debauchery. And then a miracle happened. You know I’m big on wish fulfillment, so imagine my delight when not one, but two wishes were granted, when church mouse fucked a jar of peanut butter for myself and Mistress KayMarie!

Sploshing And Cum Eating

Melon fucker isn’t a spring chicken when it comes to the subject of cum eating. The little slut has successfully performed the task of guzzling his own jizz several times before, while I watched on cam, and he’s VERY entertaining, and obedient. The melon fucking was implemented by me, and has been witnessed by Miss Alyssa during a two mistress session. He enjoys being reminded of what a dirty cum eating, melon fucking, sploshing and cum eating slut he is, and humiliating himself for my amusement.

Blaspheming: The Path To Total Damnation And Peanut Butter

Church mouse has been doing sessions on and off with me for about a year now, and has a rather impressive list of kinks. One of them is blasphemy phone sex, yes, but I’ve led him down a very interesting path, and slut bunny has done things for me he would have never done for anyone else, including his wife.

Churchmouse is also a bit of a brat, but see… that works in my favor. Because whenever he begins spouting off at the mouth and being indignant, I have no problem bitch slapping him back to reality, and reminding him that he not only impaled himself on a crucifix on cam, but he has also dressed up like a sissy slut for me: wig, panties, dress and all; he has eaten his cum for me several times – again – on cam. And I have pictures to prove it.

And more recently he not only ate his cum for me, but he fucked a warmed up jar of peanut butter for me and Mistress Kay Marie. As you may remember from this post about sploshing with peanut butter, both myself and Kay Marie have wanted to see this in action.

So guess which loud mouthed, bratty, sassy little bitch fucked the peanut butter and then scooped up the peanut butter that smeared his cock and balls, and ate it??? That’s right, churchmouse fuckboy did. So be forewarned, if you have ever humiliated yourself on cam for me, and you start getting too big for your britches, I have no problem reminding you that you’re a cum eating bitch boy, AND a loser.

Ready to be subjugated by the Dark Lordess and Master of Sploshing? Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Mistress Brighton!

That’s all for now folks,

FUCK OFF!

Goddess Brighton

Splosh-turbating – Food Play Masturbation

Food Play Masturbation

Masturbation May is almost over but you can still splosh-tubate! Food Play Masturbation 1-800-601-6975

I hope you’ve enjoyed Masturbation May, and I certainly hope you’ve been masturbating, otherwise what’s the point? I couldn’t end M squared without a sploshing phone sex post. So today’s post is all about food play masturbation! If you’ve been following along we’ve had a masturbation may chocked full of contests, events, a blog train, and of course… MASTURBATION.

Splosh-turbation – Food Play Masturbation

If you’re reading the title, this is exactly what you think it is. Stroking your cock with food, any food, any sauce, get creative. In the past I’ve had pets masturbate with… duh… cake, ice cream, cherry cheese cake, baked beans in their pantyhose.  It doesn’t matter what you jerk off with, just as long as it’s wet and messy.

Do You Get To Cum?

Quite a few people have asked me, since it’s MM, if that means they get to cum. Now I cannot speak for everyone, but I can speak for myself and tell you that if you want to cum, you have to 1. Be a messy sploshing slutty stroker for me, and 2. You have to cum in your food and eat it… ALL OF IT.

With that said, let’s end masturbation may with a bang: Call me at 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton, and let’s SPLOSH-TURBATE!

Sploshing Pantyhose – Food And Hosiery

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Miss Brighton invites you to try sploshing pantyhose fun. 1-800-601-6975

Happy New Year from the Sploshing Phone Sex front! It’s officially 2017 and it has been far too long since I updated this blog. Just know that I have been thinking of you guys, and all my food play sluts. I’ve also been meaning to post about a topic that has been heavy on my mind, thanks to my sissy fifi: Sploshing pantyhose.

Sploshing Pantyhose – Get Those Nylons Dirty!

Back in November, Fifi – who is a proper slutwhore – put some black pantyhose on and then proceeded to smash a store bought cherry cheesecake into them. I about convulsed with delight. Which got me to thinking: What else could I stuff in fifi’s pantyhose? Of course you know it’s a bad idea to mention anything food related around me, especially cake… butter, baked beans… BAKED BEANS!!!!!!!! You know I am always so focused on dessert treats, like sploshing with wedding cake – that I have majorly overlooked all the other yummy, squishy foods there are to splosh with.  I am looking to remedy that immediately.

The Baked Beans Challenge

I don’t care if they’re homemade, or canned, I am looking for some naughty sluts to get on cam and wear a pair of pantyhose, and fill them with baked beans. This might be the only opportunity you will have, to make “pork and beans” in your nylons! I am so excited! I do also have a pantyhose fetish for having my ass, pussy, and feet, licked and sucked through a sexy pair of pantyhose. But for this particular challenge it’s going to be all about YOU wearing and filling a pair of fine hosiery with beans. Lots of wet and messy beans!

 

Food Play Phone Sex – Just In Time For Thanksgiving

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Celebrate Thanksgiving with Food Play Phone Sex! 1-800-601-6975

If the title of this blog is any indicator, I’m sure you already know where this post is going. It’s the night before thanksgiving, a holiday centered around spending time with loved ones, and eating! This year, me and the boy toy are staying home. Sadly this means no mile high club adventures, but he IS helping me cook, and bake. But I’m also looking to fulfill my food play phone sex fantasies!

Food Play Phone Sex

Not much has changed since last thanksgiving. I am still encouraging those of you who are so inclined, to fuck a turkey. But why not get creative this year? Add man gravy to the menu, slather yourself in pumpkin pie and jack off on webcam, go ahead and stick your dick into the sweet potato casserole and get those balls sticky! Just make it fun, and of course, if you stick your dick in, or cum on any of the food, YOU make sure you clean that up like a good boy. After all, that’s what food play phone sex is all about, having fun, and savoring the mess you made, by eating it!

Cum Eating And Sploshing

Now you can combine both cum eating and sploshing into your food play phone sex, as a matter of fact I prefer you eat that load, whether straight from the tap, or on your favorite holiday food. A man needs his protein, and this mistress will NOT having you wasting any of it. Dining alone this thanksgiving? I’ll be taking calls, and I’d love a cam show from any sploshing or food play phone sex enthusiasts out there. Just dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. And no matter what you do this holiday, have a wonderful Thanksgiving! *kisses*

National Guacamole Day – Celebrating Sploshing Style

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It’s National Guacamole Day! Celebrate sploshing style with Ms. Brighton. 1-800-601-6975

Happy National Guacamole Day, everyone! You can thank the sexy and sinister Mistress Ryan for this blog post, because she reminded me that today was guacamole day, on twitter. What? You don’t follow Ms. Ryan on twitter? Shame on you!  Anyway it got me to thinking about sploshing. I mean seriously, what better way to celebrate guacamole day, than with a sploshing session with Miss Brighton?

National Guacamole Day – For Avocado Lovers

If I haven’t said this already: I LOVE AVOCADO’S. And home made guacamole is absolutely orgasmic! I make guacamole whenever I can, and seeing as it is national guacamole day I think this calls for a celebration with chips and fresh avocados! Or Free Shava CaDoos, if you will. lol!  However, you know that since this is a sploshing phone sex blog, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that I want you to do something dirty with your guacamole, for me.

Fuck The Guacamole For Miss Brighton

That’s right, stick your dick in that freshly made guacamole, and fuck it. Talk dirty to your guacamole. Get that cock wet and messy with wholesome avocado goodness, and jerk off with it. As a matter of fact, I am hereby naming this week as the guacamole challenge week, in honor of national guacamole day. I want you to call me at 1-800-601-6975, make sure you’ve got your guacamole ready, and then get on cam and fuck the avocado dip! The messier the food play as you jerk that cock for me – the better. What to do with the leftover guacamole? Well number one, you’re going to jerk off and cum in it, and then…. eat up! Honestly you didn’t think you were going to get away with wasting those cummies, and all that guacamole, now did you? Hahahahaha!

 

Chastity Food Play – Have Your Cake But No Cummies!

Mistress Brighton introduces you to chastity food play and leads you down the path of debauchery! 1-800-601-6975

If you haven’t figured it out by now, and this is your first time on this blog, then you probably will by the time you finish reading. I love sploshing, I love food play, and you . . . → Read More: Chastity Food Play – Have Your Cake But No Cummies!

The Sploshing Wheel Of Doom – What Is Your Food Play Fate?

Food Play just got a whole lot messier with the wheel of doom! 1-800-601-6975

If you are reading this blog, then you already know what I’m about, and you’re here because you’re about the same. Food play and sploshing. But in addition to such, what else does a mischievous sploshing phone sex goddess . . . → Read More: The Sploshing Wheel Of Doom – What Is Your Food Play Fate?

Melon Fucker – Cum Eater Is Introduced To Food Play

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Yes I’m laughing at you, because you’re a cantaloupe fucker.

How easy is it to turn a cum eater into a melon fucker? Well when your name is Brighton and the mere sight of food opens endless possibilities to your . . . → Read More: Melon Fucker – Cum Eater Is Introduced To Food Play

BDSM Food Play – A Very Sticky Situation

Miss Brighton introduces you to BDSM Food Play. 1-800-601-6975

I feel like I repeat myself a lot, but I cannot speak about sploshing enough, especially since it can be paired with literally anything. Take bondage for instance, have you ever thought about pairing up the two for a delightfully messy BDSM food play . . . → Read More: BDSM Food Play – A Very Sticky Situation

Sploshing Fun – Ms. Kay Marie And The Melon Fucker

Sploshing fun guest blog post by Mistress Kay Marie!

Hi Everyone! I am Ms Kay Marie and I am so pleased that my sexy friend Ms Brighton has launched this new blog. For those of you who know me, you know that I am a big foodie. Well, not only do I love . . . → Read More: Sploshing Fun – Ms. Kay Marie And The Melon Fucker